because people who are drunk tell the truth
leo doesn’t want the damn pizza he’s here for the oscar
what a time to be alive
George WashingDONE with your attitude
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT SAMUEL L. JACKSON IS TWO YEARS OLDER THAN BILL MURRAY BUT ONE LOOK LIKE NEW MONEY AND THE OTHER LOOK LIKE A BACKUP DANCER FROM MICHAEL JACKSON’S THRILLER
jimmy fallon & justin timberlake for 2015 oscars hosts
"You should be very proud of yourself and this family. You and Camille have created this wonderful and weird and crazy, great family. And I’m so lucky to be a part of it."